sorry to keep baristaposting but i have to share the conversation i just had
customer: “i’ll have a latte, please. wait - do you keep your milk in the fridge?”
me: “yes, all our milk’s refrigerated.”
customer, looking suddenly dispirited: “i see. so it won’t be hot.”
me: “…we heat the milk up before we add it to the coffee.”
customer, brightening up again: “oh! well, that’s okay then!”
Tim : Can’t you just hit him with your knife?
Dick : I believe the term is ‘Stab’.
Jason and Damian : *Confused and afraid to know why Tim asked Dick instead of either of them*
For the Barbie thing - Illumi x Hisoka (by Iheardaping)
Illumi is worried that Silva will know that he took a vacation.
o_o
what tf am i going to do when the black whale finally gets animated in 2050 and illumi is like “hisoka and me made a best friends forever contract :-) for my good buddy ring he gave me a document stating in the event of his death his assets go to me, his closest pal <3”